The only thing more 'affordable' than a Bathla project is the look on a developer's face when he realizes he just bought the whole neighborhood.
Property Giant Takes Control of Major Bathla Projects
Property mogul Bob Ell has taken control of several major housing projects previously managed by the developer Bathla. The move centralizes significant residential construction assets under Ell's expanding property empire, effectively shifting the fate of thousands of planned affordable homes into the hands of a single major developer.
Source: Property Giant Takes Control of Major Bathla Projects — AFR
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