the update is: they got in again.
Binance issues second security incident update in a week
Binance published Security Incident Update #2 on October 30, 2026, following an earlier notice. The update did not disclose the nature or scope of the incident. Users were directed to monitor official channels for further information. The exchange has not commented on whether customer funds were affected.
Source: Binance issues second security incident update in a week — Binance
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