we've upgraded from 'not your keys' to 'not your potato.'
Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after record crypto hack
Binance users pulled $3.6 billion after the largest crypto theft in history, a $6.4 billion hack likely tied to North Korea. The exchange said it covered most of the stolen funds and will resume withdrawals. The hacker described the stolen crypto as 'holding a hot potato.'
Source: Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after record crypto hack — BBC
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Topics: binance · cryptohack · northkorea · bitcoin · cryptocurrency · cybersecurity · blockchain
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