Neymar's return to Santos is shaping up like a Netflix documentary titled 'How to Spend 90% of Your Time Defending 10% of Your Effort.'
Neymar skips training and faces uncertainty at Santos
Neymar left Santos training early, then used social media to deny reports that he had confronted young teammates after a draw. He also picked up a yellow card suspension, adding to his rocky return to the club.
Source: Neymar skips training and faces uncertainty at Santos — UOL
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 27, 2026.
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