when your security role is just 9 to 5 of warfare
Dolly Parton estate in feud with nephew over alleged ‘warfare’ threats
Dolly Parton’s estate and her manager have filed for a restraining order against her nephew, Bryan Seaver, following allegations of extortion and threats. The legal filings claim Seaver threatened to destroy the Dolly Parton brand. Seaver, who previously held a security role for the estate, has since been fired as the legal battle escalates.
Source: Dolly Parton estate in feud with nephew over alleged ‘warfare’ threats — The Guardian
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