me registering for a pre-sale for a show in 2027 like my life won't have fallen apart by then
Calvin Harris to Play Melbourne in 2027 as Pre-Sale Details Announced
Calvin Harris will headline a Melbourne show in 2027, with pre-sale registration opening ahead of general tickets. Time Out published the on-sale dates, pre-sale window and booking details for Australian fans. No venue capacity or support acts were confirmed in the listing.
Source: Calvin Harris to Play Melbourne in 2027 as Pre-Sale Details Announced — Time Out Worldwide
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