Todd Boehly is collecting players like infinity stones. The squad doesn't know each other's names.
Chelsea agree £117m Morgan Rogers transfer, Arsenal left frustrated
Chelsea have agreed a £117m deal for Middlesbrough winger Morgan Rogers, beating Arsenal to the signing. The 21-year-old, who scored 7 goals last season, becomes the latest big-money arrival under Todd Boehly's ownership, which has now spent over £1bn on transfers.
Source: Chelsea agree £117m Morgan Rogers transfer, Arsenal left frustrated — The Mirror
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: chelsea · morganrogers · arsenal · football · transfernews · premierleague
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