Polish authorities have now resorted to the only defense left: a fleet of hovercrafts armed with pampers.
Polish authorities urge caution as porcupines spread near Warsaw
Polish authorities are urging caution as porcupine populations spread near Warsaw, leading to concerns about property damage and road hazards. The animals, known for their quills, have been multiplying rapidly, prompting officials to advise residents to avoid contact and secure their garbage. No immediate solutions have been proposed, but the situation is being monitored closely.
Source: Polish authorities urge caution as porcupines spread near Warsaw — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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