The Englishman dropped his lollies and all of England's medal hopes with them.
Quick hits: Aussie's dash to glory, Englishman drops his lollies
Day one of the Commonwealth Games featured a broken lane rope delaying swimming, an Australian swimmer sprinting to the podium after winning gold, and an Englishman dropping his candies in a moment of comic relief.
Source: Quick hits: Aussie's dash to glory, Englishman drops his lollies — ABC News AU
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