It is not a summit, it is just two billionaires measuring who has the bigger ego while the rest of the planet waits for the WiFi to cut out.
Trump and Xi face off in Washington as global tensions simmer
Donald Trump hosted Xi Jinping for a summit in Washington, DC, to navigate tensions surrounding Taiwan, trade, AI, and Iranian influence. The meeting marked a high-profile diplomatic effort to address ongoing economic and geopolitical friction. This visit followed a series of escalating trade disputes and policy disagreements that have defined recent bilateral relations.
Source: Trump and Xi face off in Washington as global tensions simmer — Fox News
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