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England beats France 6-4 to finish third in World Cup thriller
In a wild third-place match at the 2026 World Cup, England defeated France 6-4, with Bukayo Saka scoring a hat-trick. The 10-goal thriller, played for bronze, drew laughs and disbelief as defenses disappeared.
Source: England beats France 6-4 to finish third in World Cup thriller — Sky Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 19, 2026.
Topics: england · three-lions · worldcup · saka · football
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