Atlassian's wooden tower: finally, something from them that's not a ticket in your backlog.
Atlassian builds world's tallest hybrid timber tower in Sydney
Atlassian's new Sydney headquarters will be the world's tallest hybrid timber tower, beating the record by 100m. The structure uses cross-laminated timber and concrete to slash carbon footprint, proving even a software giant can build something that stands up—unlike most Jira projects.
Source: Atlassian builds world's tallest hybrid timber tower in Sydney — ABC News AU
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: atlassian · sydney · architecture · tech · construction
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