A dinner party where the reveal is that the food was legal is the most Richmond, Virginia thing that has ever happened.
Horrified Guests Gag as Host Reveals They Ate USDA Beef
Guests at a Richmond, Virginia dinner party began gagging Tuesday when host Emile Bernier lifted a silver cloche to reveal an empty foam tray bearing a large USDA sticker on torn cling wrap, then announced their filet mignon had been sourced by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Bernier scolded the pale, retching diners for shaming his expanded palate. Nauseated guests fled the dining room before he could reveal the salad greens had been inspected by the FDA.
Source: Horrified Guests Gag as Host Reveals They Ate USDA Beef — The Onion
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