The real luxury is making an intern queue for a toilet so a CEO never has to learn what a line feels like.
US Open suite panic has luxe brands flushed over lack of private toilets — float idea of interns standing in line for VIPs
The US Open's $800M renovation stripped luxury suites of their private bathrooms, sending hospitality flacks scrambling to salvage VIP dignity. Their brainstorm: deploy interns as human placeholders in public restroom lines, so celebrities can cut in when nature calls. The stadium promises a 'spectacular' experience by 2027—if you can hold it that long.
Source: US Open suite panic has luxe brands flushed over lack of private toilets — float idea of interns standing in line for VIPs — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 2, 2026.
Topics: usopen · vip · tennis · luxury · absurd · interns
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