Man's been on tour longer than most marriages last, still can't find someone to marry.
Bruno Mars Expands 'The Romantic Tour' with New Dates Across Australia & New Zealand
Bruno Mars has expanded his Romantic Tour with new dates across Australia and New Zealand, extending the already sprawling tour. Fans eagerly await more chances to hear hits like 'Marry You' live, while Mars continues his quest to find a bride.
Source: Bruno Mars Expands 'The Romantic Tour' with New Dates Across Australia & New Zealand — Ticketmaster
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