Australian cops spent a whole afternoon on a 'homicide' that was just a doll — the only thing murdered was their credibility.
Australian homicide probe scrapped after 'body' turns out to be lifelike doll
Australian police halted a homicide investigation after discovering the 'body' was a lifelike doll, sparking both relief and ridicule. The case was dropped, leaving authorities red-faced and the public amused by the mix-up that consumed valuable police resources.
Source: Australian homicide probe scrapped after 'body' turns out to be lifelike doll — r/nottheonion
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