That hearse was already going to be the last ride, but someone wanted to make sure it was also the slowest.
Florida Man Slashes Hearse Tires, Delays Funeral
In Titusville, Florida, police are investigating after someone slashed the tires on a hearse parked outside a funeral home. The incident, captured on CCTV, has left funeral staff and families baffled. No suspects yet, but Florida being Florida, the internet has theories.
Source: Florida Man Slashes Hearse Tires, Delays Funeral — Fark
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