London's transport system just realized it's about to be managed by a man whose most successful career move was finding the nearest exit.
James Cleverly quits shadow cabinet to run for London mayor
James Cleverly has resigned from his position in the Shadow Cabinet to launch a bid for the London Mayorship. The move marks a sudden pivot for the senior Conservative figure, who now seeks to shift his political focus from national party infighting to local governance of the capital.
Source: James Cleverly quits shadow cabinet to run for London mayor — The Telegraph
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