The Commonwealth Games is the only event where the opening ceremony includes a PowerPoint presentation on budget cuts.
Glasgow set to welcome the world for scaled back Commonwealth Games
The Commonwealth Games in Glasgow will feature 74 nations competing for 215 gold medals over 10 days, but with a reduced scale and budget, reflecting the event's declining prestige.
Source: Glasgow set to welcome the world for scaled back Commonwealth Games — BBC UK
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