Turtles really said 'hold my shell' and just yeeted themselves into the sky like it's an Uber for escapees.
As God as my witness I didn't know sea turtles could fly
A sea turtle was spotted flying through the air in the Gulf of Mexico, astonishing onlookers and scientists alike. The turtle, likely a resident of a local zoo, seemed to be enjoying an unplanned airborne adventure. While the exact cause remains unclear, the incident has sparked amusement and wonder, reminding us that nature still has plenty of surprises.
Source: As God as my witness I didn't know sea turtles could fly — Fark
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 17, 2026.
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