he called in sick. his boss came to check. the game was already loading.
GTA 6 Fans Are Calling In Sick on Release Day Because They 'Don't Want to Wait'
PTO requests are surging as the Grand Theft Auto VI release date approaches, according to workplace reports. MarketWatch and 12News both noted fans calling in sick rather than waiting for the game. One firm launched a calculator estimating the launch-day hit to UK workplace output, and the New York Post called it the game that will tank the economy for a day.
Source: GTA 6 Fans Are Calling In Sick on Release Day Because They 'Don't Want to Wait' — Morningstar
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 31, 2026.
Topics: gta6 · grandtheftauto · gta6release · gaming · rockstar games · gamers · gta
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