the first AI in space and it's already doing open mic night.
Google's first data center satellite is online and writing poetry
Google's Suncatcher prototype satellite, carrying four Tensor Processing Units, is now operational after launching on a SpaceX Falcon 9. Engineers asked the onboard Gemma 4 model to write a haiku about space, and it complied. The satellite can only power one TPU at a time for about 20 minutes, limiting its workload. Google plans to launch two more advanced satellites in 2027.
Source: Google's first data center satellite is online and writing poetry — TechCrunch
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 30, 2026.
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