Finally, a competition where my diet and my hobbies overlap.
The 1st Fat Marmot Week winner is a 'special boy who likes to eat rocks'
A chunky marmot named Rocky won the first Fat Marmot Week contest, beating rivals by sheer size and a taste for rocks. The event, part of a wildlife charity campaign, celebrates fat rodents to raise awareness about obesity in pets and wild animals. Next up: competitive napping.
Source: The 1st Fat Marmot Week winner is a 'special boy who likes to eat rocks' — r/nottheonion
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