Four Floridians risked jail time for a berry. This is the most Florida crime since the guy who fought a raccoon over a sandwich.
4 arrested for illegally harvesting 200 pounds of palmetto berries, Florida deputies say
Four people in Flagler County were arrested for stripping 200 pounds of palmetto berries from protected land, a haul worth thousands on the black market. They face felony charges for the theft of a fruit that's apparently the caviar of the swamp.
Source: 4 arrested for illegally harvesting 200 pounds of palmetto berries, Florida deputies say — r/nottheonion
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