Centuries of selective breeding and the horse still can't walk without tripping over its own family tree.
Goodwood Races: Bred For It - Glorious Goodwood Pedigree Analysis
Racing TV's deep dive into Goodwood's pedigrees proves that thoroughbred lineage can predict everything except what a horse will actually do on race day. The analysis is thorough; the horses remain unpredictable.
Source: Goodwood Races: Bred For It - Glorious Goodwood Pedigree Analysis — Racing TV
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