Michael Voss has been named permanent coach of Carlton, which in AFL terms means 'until the next bad quarter'.
Michael Voss: Carlton makes call on caretaker coach
Michael Voss has been appointed as Carlton's permanent coach after serving as caretaker. The club's decision ends weeks of speculation, with Voss now facing the familiar challenge of rebuilding a team that hasn't won a final in over a decade.
Source: Michael Voss: Carlton makes call on caretaker coach — Zero Hanger
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