Scottish Labour just elected a new captain, / which is a bold move for a ship already halfway to the bottom.
Michael Marra announced as new Scottish Labour leader
Michael Marra has been officially announced as the new leader of the Scottish Labour Party. The transition follows a series of internal developments within the organization, as the party prepares to address its strategic direction in Scotland under new management.
Source: Michael Marra announced as new Scottish Labour leader — BBC
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