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Audi's New Q9 SUV Too Big for London Streets
Audi's new Q9 SUV is so massive it's officially too large for London's narrow streets. The flagship model, debuting in 2027, redefines space and comfort, but its sheer size raises questions about urban mobility. London may need a new vehicle class: the 'too big to park.'
Source: Audi's New Q9 SUV Too Big for London Streets — Top Gear
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