Finally, a Dyson that sucks as much as my bank account after buying it.
Dyson's £419 AI toothbrush: innovation or overpriced novelty?
Dyson launched a £419 camera-equipped toothbrush that flosses automatically, sparking debate over whether oral care needed tech disruption. Dentists question the necessity, while Vogue frames it as part of beauty's tech era. The product's high price and novelty have drawn both skepticism and curiosity.
Source: Dyson's £419 AI toothbrush: innovation or overpriced novelty? — The Times
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