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De-extinction startup Colossal Biosciences eyes $30B valuation
De-extinction startup Colossal Biosciences is seeking a $30 billion valuation, more than double its previous worth, despite not yet reviving a single species. The company, which aims to bring back the woolly mammoth, dodo, and thylacine, is riding a wave of investor hype for speculative biotech.
Source: De-extinction startup Colossal Biosciences eyes $30B valuation — TechCrunch
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