he declared war on a blanket and lost the whole bed

Man Complains Online About GF's Childhood Blanket, Gets Dumped Instead

A man posted online complaining that his girlfriend was too attached to the blanket she had owned since childhood, then told her he had thrown it away. She responded by ending the relationship, and he returned to the internet single. The blanket, reportedly, is fine.

Source: Man Complains Online About GF's Childhood Blanket, Gets Dumped Instead — Bored Panda

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