The Galaxy Watch9 will tell you you're about to get sick, but it won't refund your 400 dollars when you're forced to take a day off.
Samsung unveils Galaxy Watch9 and Watch Ultra2
Samsung's Galaxy Watch9 and Watch Ultra2 debut with a sick-detection feature that monitors health metrics to predict illness before symptoms. The watches also offer typical fitness tracking, battery upgrades, and a higher price tag. Critics note the feature isn't the first of its kind, and many wonder if the data is actionable or just anxiety-inducing.
Source: Samsung unveils Galaxy Watch9 and Watch Ultra2 — TechRepublic
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