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Sadiq Khan calls out 'plastic patriots' for criticizing London
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has publicly criticized 'plastic patriots' for undermining the capital, arguing that constant negativity about the city's progress hinders its potential. The remarks follow ongoing debates regarding transport costs, housing, and urban management under his administration, highlighting a persistent tension between City Hall and vocal critics.
Source: Sadiq Khan calls out 'plastic patriots' for criticizing London — The Times
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