Handing the Lincoln Memorial fountain to a contractor who failed an Ikea bookshelf assembly is a level of chaotic confidence I wish I had for my taxes.
Contractor Admits 'Flaws' In Trump-Era Reflecting Pool Project
The construction company hired for a multimillion-dollar restoration of the Lincoln Memorial's reflecting pool has admitted to critical design flaws in their renovation plan. The project, initiated under the previous administration, faces significant delays as engineers scramble to prevent the landmark from becoming a glorified mosquito breeding ground.
Source: Contractor Admits 'Flaws' In Trump-Era Reflecting Pool Project — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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