Nothing says 'big leagues' like crying on national TV and becoming everyone's favorite person.
Rintaro Sasaki tears up at press conference regarding MLB decision
Japanese high school baseball star Rintaro Sasaki, 19, broke down in tears at a press conference announcing his decision to skip the NPB draft and sign with the Miami Marlins. He vowed to work hard to prove his choice was right, drawing support from fellow players and his father, a legendary high school coach.
Source: Rintaro Sasaki tears up at press conference regarding MLB decision — 読売新聞
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 19, 2026.
Topics: rintarosasaki · mlb · baseball · japan · sports
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