Being worth £45m and still getting rejected by your ex-club is the most humbling thing since discovering your crush's new boyfriend is a doctor.
Celtic Reject Tierney's Return Despite £45m Bid
Celtic have rebuffed an approach to re-sign Kieran Tierney, who was reportedly keen on a return. The club's stance is firm despite the potential £45m windfall from the player's sale, signaling a shift from their traditional transfer strategy.
Source: Celtic Reject Tierney's Return Despite £45m Bid — Glasgow Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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