Italy's manager search went from a polite no to a financial hostage situation in 24 hours.
Ancelotti stays with Brazil; Guardiola demands R$128m for Italy job
Carlo Ancelotti informed the Brazilian Football Confederation that Italy had contacted him about their vacant coaching position, but he reaffirmed his commitment to lead Brazil until 2030. Meanwhile, Pep Guardiola reportedly demanded an annual salary of R$128 million to consider the Italy job, scuttling any immediate move.
Source: Ancelotti stays with Brazil; Guardiola demands R$128m for Italy job — UOL
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
Topics: ancelotti · football · brazil · italy · transfers
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