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Hydro-Québec Warns West Island of Planned Overnight Power Cut, 11pm to 5am
Hydro-Québec announced a planned overnight power outage for parts of Montreal's West Island, with electricity scheduled to be cut between 11pm and 5am. The utility advised residents in advance so they can prepare for the roughly six-hour interruption. No cause for the maintenance shutdown was detailed, and service is expected to return by morning.
Source: Hydro-Québec Warns West Island of Planned Overnight Power Cut, 11pm to 5am — CBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 23, 2026.
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