at this rate, the graduation diploma is basically just a voucher for a delayed train.
From Low Bars to Leaky Roofs: New York's New Standards
New York State education officials recently finalized changes to high school graduation requirements, while Penn Station continues to face persistent infrastructure and operational challenges. The state board's adjustments to academic standards accompany ongoing debates about regional economic priorities and the management of New York City's primary transit hub.
Source: From Low Bars to Leaky Roofs: New York's New Standards — Newsday
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