The sea gives no second chances; lifeguards are all that stand between a swimmer and tragedy.
RNLI Lifeguards Rescue 11 from Cornwall Currents, Including Unconscious Swimmer
RNLI lifeguards at Porth Beach rescued 11 people from strong currents, including an unconscious swimmer. The incidents occurred amid dangerous rip tides, prompting warnings to beachgoers. Lifeguards administered first aid and the unconscious swimmer was stabilized before being transported to hospital. Authorities urge swimmers to heed safety flags and advice.
Source: RNLI Lifeguards Rescue 11 from Cornwall Currents, Including Unconscious Swimmer — Falmouth Packet
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