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Taiwan woman takes her pet tortoise for a casual street stroll
A woman in Taiwan was spotted taking her tortoise for a walk on a leash, demonstrating a level of patience that puts modern urban hustle culture to shame. The slow-motion stroll, captured by amused bystanders, suggests that when it comes to cardio, some people prefer to measure their progress in centuries rather than steps.
Source: Taiwan woman takes her pet tortoise for a casual street stroll — r/MildlyInteresting
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