Heads call it character-building; parents call it a preview of their kids' future landlords.
Kent heads defend 'draconian' school rules as parents revolt
Two Kent schools have introduced strict new rules—banned phones, monitored breaks, rigid uniform—that parents have branded 'draconian'. Heads defend the measures as character-building and claim they boost discipline and results. Critics argue the rules stifle independence and treat pupils like prisoners.
Source: Kent heads defend 'draconian' school rules as parents revolt — Kent Online
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