Every interstate team that's won at the SCG this season can be counted on one finger now.
Crows soar past Swans, top-four in sight
The Adelaide Crows stunned the Sydney Swans at the SCG, ending the Swans' perfect home record and strengthening their own top-four push with a signature upset.
Source: Crows soar past Swans, top-four in sight — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
Topics: afl · adelaidecrows · sydneyswans · australia · sports
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