Thomas Tuchel is the only person in England who isn't already mentally preparing for penalties against Argentina.
Thomas Tuchel shuts down history talk ahead of England vs Argentina semi-final
England manager Thomas Tuchel dismissed the historical rivalry with Argentina ahead of their World Cup semi-final, insisting past matches have no bearing on the current squad. The comments come as fans brace for a repeat of infamous encounters like the Hand of God and Beckham's red card.
Source: Thomas Tuchel shuts down history talk ahead of England vs Argentina semi-final — Business Upturn
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 14, 2026.
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