Everyone on Adult Kickball Team Fucking
Sources confirmed Tuesday that every member of the Washington, D.C. adult kickball team Bad Pitches is sleeping with one another, a tradition captain Seth Novine traces to a 2024 Adams Morgan bar crawl after the fall Volo season. Commissioner Lacey Felicitas says nearly every team in the D.C. league is a polycule and that bars hosting post-game socials catch players in the bathroom stalls roughly a dozen times a weekend. Former player Bonnie Wier, now in Boston, says her Stonewall Sports team is entirely platonic.
Source: Everyone on Adult Kickball Team Fucking — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 28, 2026.
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