The only thing 'superintelligent' about Meta's new assistant is the sheer audacity of marketing a calendar bot as the future of humanity.
Meta is making its AI chatbot more like an assistant
Meta is upgrading its AI chatbot with features like calendar integration and news briefings, calling it a step toward 'personal superintelligence.' The update runs on Meta's new Muse Spark 1.1 model, but users may wonder why their 'superintelligence' can't do much more than tell them what's on their schedule.
Source: Meta is making its AI chatbot more like an assistant — The Verge
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