Protecting endangered marine life takes precedence over outdated industrial practices.
Appeals Court Mandates 'Turtle-Safe' Nets for Shrimp Trawlers
A federal appeals court has upheld a 2019 regulation requiring specific shrimp trawling vessels to utilize Turtle Excluder Devices (TEDs). Conservationists argue that existing tow-time restrictions are ineffective at preventing sea turtle drownings, as the creatures often suffocate before nets are raised. This ruling strengthens protections for endangered species.
Source: Appeals Court Mandates 'Turtle-Safe' Nets for Shrimp Trawlers — Good Good Good
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