Watching Ted Cruz and JD Vance fight for the party's soul is like watching two people argue over who gets to be the first one to delete their browser history.
Ted Cruz Is Testing the Waters for a 2028 Run and Taking Swipes at JD Vance
Ted Cruz has begun testing the waters for a 2028 presidential bid, notably distancing himself from and criticizing JD Vance. The move highlights shifting loyalties within the party, as Cruz appears to be positioning himself as a more seasoned alternative to Vance's recent entry into the national spotlight.
Source: Ted Cruz Is Testing the Waters for a 2028 Run and Taking Swipes at JD Vance — WSJ
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