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Naked driver facing serious charges after early-morning Laclie St. incident
Ontario Provincial Police charged a driver on Laclie Street in Orillia after an early-morning traffic stop on Wednesday, allegedly finding the motorist behind the wheel with no clothes on. The driver now faces multiple criminal charges, including impaired operation and dangerous driving. Police say the incident happened just after 5 a.m. and no one was injured.
Source: Naked driver facing serious charges after early-morning Laclie St. incident — OrilliaMatters.com
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