Collingwood fans already practicing their 'We lost to a team with Izak Rankine' alibi.
Izak Rankine to face Collingwood in early finals clash
Eighth-placed Collingwood will host Adelaide in an early AFL final. The Magpies, who barely scraped into the finals, now face a dangerous Crows side featuring Izak Rankine. The matchup has sparked debate over whether Collingwood can match Adelaide's in-form squad, with much attention on Rankine's impact.
Source: Izak Rankine to face Collingwood in early finals clash — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 19, 2026.
Topics: afl · collingwood · adelaide · izakrankine · footy
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